The Select His Zodiac (astrology texting guide) sales page, captured 2026-09-23
Select His Zodiac (astrology texting guide) review
Ready made text messages sorted by his star sign, for when you don't know what to send
By the RJ Editorial Team. Sales page checked 2026-09-23. Last updated 2026-09-23.
Is it worth it?
You know the loop. He replied fast for a week, now it's a day between messages, and you've typed and deleted the same thing four times tonight. That's who this is for, not people casually curious about astrology. The pitch is simple: pick his star sign off a list, get texts written for that type of guy. A Scorpio gets one angle, a Gemini another. Underneath the astrology, what you're buying is somebody else's words for the moment you can't find your own, plus a frame that makes him feel decodable instead of baffling. That's genuinely useful when you're stuck in your head, and it costs a fraction of anything else you'd try. Be clear about the promise, though. The page says these work like obsession potions and leave him no choice but to chase you. That's the seller talking, and nothing is offered to back it up. No message makes a person obsessed, and if he's checked out, a clever line won't reverse that. What decent scripts actually do is stop you sending the 3am paragraph you'll regret. Use them as starting points, not word for word. Copied text reads copied, especially if it doesn't sound like you. Swap in your own detail and keep the shape. If you want real insight into why he behaves the way he does, this is a nudge, not an answer.
Pros
- Cheap compared to anything else you'd try
- Sorted by sign, so you're not reading 200 pages
- Gives you words in the moment you're stuck
- The astrology angle is fun and takes the sting out
Cons
- The obsession claims are sales talk with nothing behind them
- Page doesn't state the price, format, length or refund terms
- Scripts read as scripts if you send them word for word
- Useless if he's genuinely not interested
What you get
A set of text message scripts sorted by his star sign, so you choose from the twelve and read the ones written for that type. Expect lines for specific moments (he's gone quiet, reopening things, keeping it warm) rather than a course. It's a digital download you get straight after paying. The page doesn't say how many texts per sign or how long the whole thing runs.
Before you buy
- Check the refund window and how to claim it before you pay
- Look for whether it's a one off price or leads to further offers
- Be honest about whether the issue is your texting or his interest
Who it suits
Someone in the middle of a situation that's gone cold and wants something to say tonight, who can treat the astrology as a lens rather than a law
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